Dabflabrull is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, clever chinchilla.

Dabflabrull created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabflabrull, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dabflabrull, it will turn you into a frog.

Dabflabrull's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dabflabrull's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Dabflabrull in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Worship no other gods but Dabflabrull.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect your elders.