Hunvidtontun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured snail.

Hunvidtontun created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunvidtontun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunvidtontun, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hunvidtontun's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Hunvidtontun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hunvidtontun.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.