Nellsabsan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective hamster.

Nellsabsan created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellsabsan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nellsabsan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nellsabsan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nellsabsan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five squirrels approach from the east.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always obey Nellsabsan's priests.

4. Retreat if nine horses approach from the south.

5. Do not keep six aardvarks in a large pit.