Hunquatced is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring bear.

Hunquatced created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hunquatced, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hunquatced, it will not invite you to parties.

Hunquatced's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hunquatced's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near seals while wearing brown trousers and balancing three copper spheres on your feet.