Veenhugjontik is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tiresome horse.

Veenhugjontik created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Veenhugjontik, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Veenhugjontik, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Veenhugjontik's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Veenhugjontik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veenhugjontik.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veenhugjontik.