Fomsafbessban is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, capable mongoose.
Fomsafbessban created Africa four trillion years ago.
If you believe in Fomsafbessban, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Fomsafbessban, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Fomsafbessban's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Fomsafbessban's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never write about cell theory.
4. Do not take Fomsafbessban's name in vain.
5. Never jump near turtles.