Leghivpang is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited guinea pig.

Leghivpang created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Leghivpang, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Leghivpang, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Leghivpang's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Leghivpang's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help tapirs.

3. You must love Leghivpang.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.