Tapkamjarnartbugbog is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent parrot.

Tapkamjarnartbugbog created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tapkamjarnartbugbog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tapkamjarnartbugbog, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Tapkamjarnartbugbog's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tapkamjarnartbugbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Tapkamjarnartbugbog on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.