Ganbigyok is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, temperamental otter.
Ganbigyok created vertebrates seven million years ago.
If you believe in Ganbigyok, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Ganbigyok, she will attempt to scare you with floods.
Ganbigyok's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Ganbigyok's Holy Commandments
1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never wear shirts.
4. Always help snakes.
5. Never mention voles.