Dumgovsig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet seal.

Dumgovsig created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumgovsig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dumgovsig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dumgovsig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dumgovsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Dumgovsig loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.