Pakrannul is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited tortoise.

Pakrannul created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakrannul, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pakrannul, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pakrannul's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pakrannul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Pakrannul on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.