Gilvigomt is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak sheep.

Gilvigomt created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilvigomt, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gilvigomt, she will turn you into a frog.

Gilvigomt's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gilvigomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms green.

2. Feed all hungry geese.

3. Gilvigomt loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.