Gomwodmon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, smart naga.

Gomwodmon created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomwodmon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gomwodmon, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gomwodmon's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gomwodmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dogs.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Do not shave your head.