Ragnurtfed is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful ferret.

Ragnurtfed created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragnurtfed, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ragnurtfed, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Ragnurtfed's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Ragnurtfed's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Retreat if nine geese approach from the north.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.