Appcephud is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, almighty tapir.

Appcephud created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appcephud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Appcephud, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Appcephud's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Appcephud's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always wear orange.