Cipxemkap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, astonishing gerbil.

Cipxemkap created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipxemkap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cipxemkap, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cipxemkap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cipxemkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Erect three silicon sculptures of Cipxemkap on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat garlic.