Tundisszog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, smart coyote.

Tundisszog created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tundisszog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tundisszog, he will turn you into a frog.

Tundisszog's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tundisszog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat green fruit.