Hinhigbid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, quiet swan.

Hinhigbid created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinhigbid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hinhigbid, she will curse you with boils.

Hinhigbid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hinhigbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never chant in holy places.