Jarnmumkop is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful crow.

Jarnmumkop created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnmumkop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jarnmumkop, she will refuse to believe in you.

Jarnmumkop's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Jarnmumkop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Always help cats.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never write about moons.