Bestzogart is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unselfish cat.

Bestzogart created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestzogart, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bestzogart, he will come to you in dreams.

Bestzogart's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bestzogart's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never chant in the presence of hamsters.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the west.