Ontpignart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective raccoon.

Ontpignart created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontpignart, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ontpignart, she will turn you into a snail.

Ontpignart's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Ontpignart's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Run away from cyan great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Hide from violet doves for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ontpignart.