Funlibsugjab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong wolf.

Funlibsugjab created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funlibsugjab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Funlibsugjab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Funlibsugjab's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Funlibsugjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always help whales.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Funlibsugjab on top of all buildings.

5. Always obey Funlibsugjab's priests.