Libyatpin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent penguin.

Libyatpin created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libyatpin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Libyatpin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Libyatpin's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Libyatpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Run away from orange frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always help geese in need.