Cibdadcun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering coyote.

Cibdadcun created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibdadcun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cibdadcun, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cibdadcun's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cibdadcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Never talk about cell theory.