Nardimrull is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humorless fairy.

Nardimrull created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nardimrull, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nardimrull, she will not invite you to parties.

Nardimrull's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nardimrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Run away if four turtles approach from the west.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never look in ponds.