Farngenbadgep Caddisstinjenfid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, proud goose.

Farngenbadgep Caddisstinjenfid created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Farngenbadgep Caddisstinjenfid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Farngenbadgep Caddisstinjenfid, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Farngenbadgep Caddisstinjenfid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Farngenbadgep Caddisstinjenfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not keep five geese in a large pit.

5. Never feed grapes to pigs while wearing indigo shorts.