Bogtipbet is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witty lobster.

Bogtipbet created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtipbet, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogtipbet, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bogtipbet's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bogtipbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bogtipbet's name in vain.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bogtipbet on top of all buildings.

4. You must love Bogtipbet.

5. Never sing near nematodes.