Dimgadjat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful octopus.

Dimgadjat created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimgadjat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dimgadjat, she will turn you into a duck.

Dimgadjat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dimgadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dimgadjat.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.