Janbugrulwot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome crab.

Janbugrulwot created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Janbugrulwot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Janbugrulwot, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Janbugrulwot's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Janbugrulwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Janbugrulwot on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Janbugrulwot in the centre of the settlement.