Gadfabnart is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical wyvern.

Gadfabnart created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Gadfabnart, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gadfabnart, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gadfabnart's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gadfabnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Run away if seven horses approach from the west.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.