Banbetfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, deceitful wyrm.

Banbetfarn created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Banbetfarn, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Banbetfarn, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Banbetfarn's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Banbetfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six shrews approach from the north.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Banbetfarn.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about spacetime.