Fongarhigcussug Sawbusminzannibkipsag Bodcencun is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, almighty wyvern.

Fongarhigcussug Sawbusminzannibkipsag Bodcencun created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fongarhigcussug Sawbusminzannibkipsag Bodcencun, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fongarhigcussug Sawbusminzannibkipsag Bodcencun, she will turn you into a mole.

Fongarhigcussug Sawbusminzannibkipsag Bodcencun's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fongarhigcussug Sawbusminzannibkipsag Bodcencun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never sprint in the presence of gulls.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.