Nadjanshavguplarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable cat.

Nadjanshavguplarp created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadjanshavguplarp, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nadjanshavguplarp, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nadjanshavguplarp's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nadjanshavguplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help horses.

3. Put Nadjanshavguplarp first in all things.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near capybaras while wearing yellow skirts and balancing seven platinum spheres on your back.