Gedweemut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonourable crocodile.

Gedweemut created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedweemut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gedweemut, he will turn you into a plant.

Gedweemut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gedweemut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never sprint near hamsters.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gedweemut.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.