Lopdissved is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident parrot.

Lopdissved created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Lopdissved, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lopdissved, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lopdissved's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Lopdissved's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Run away if nine tortoises approach from the east.

3. Run away from mauve ants, for they are unholy.

4. Lopdissved loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not commit murder.