Rowhenget is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, vain dragon.

Rowhenget created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowhenget, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rowhenget, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rowhenget's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rowhenget's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.