Davcissnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless otter.

Davcissnurl created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Davcissnurl, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Davcissnurl, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Davcissnurl's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Davcissnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Davcissnurl.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Put Davcissnurl first in all things.