Fabpodbon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud dragonfly.

Fabpodbon created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabpodbon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fabpodbon, he will make you grow a tail.

Fabpodbon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fabpodbon's Holy Commandments

1. Fabpodbon loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.