Mumxinfot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane chinchilla.

Mumxinfot created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumxinfot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumxinfot, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mumxinfot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Mumxinfot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mumxinfot first in all things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. You must pray to Mumxinfot seven times a day.