Busjencam is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, slow dingo.

Busjencam created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busjencam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Busjencam, he will be very unhappy.

Busjencam's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Busjencam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five carbon sculptures of Busjencam on top of important buildings.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not keep four tapirs in a large pit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.