Hubyargod is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking bird.

Hubyargod created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubyargod, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hubyargod, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hubyargod's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hubyargod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about black holes.