Hasflabhot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm hamster.

Hasflabhot created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasflabhot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hasflabhot, she will turn you into a worm.

Hasflabhot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hasflabhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hasflabhot.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.