Dodstragvid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, ruthless eagle.

Dodstragvid created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodstragvid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dodstragvid, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dodstragvid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dodstragvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.