Nibbafcum is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm wombat.

Nibbafcum created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibbafcum, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nibbafcum, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nibbafcum's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nibbafcum's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near foxes while wearing pink dresses.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not eat garlic.