Komyatfed is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, capable wyrm.

Komyatfed created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komyatfed, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Komyatfed, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Komyatfed's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Komyatfed's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.