Megdissarm is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing dog.

Megdissarm created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Megdissarm, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Megdissarm, she will refuse to believe in you.

Megdissarm's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Megdissarm's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.