Mifgepyat Padbumlin Febzenzod is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil capybara.

Mifgepyat Padbumlin Febzenzod created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifgepyat Padbumlin Febzenzod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mifgepyat Padbumlin Febzenzod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mifgepyat Padbumlin Febzenzod's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Mifgepyat Padbumlin Febzenzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never think about gravity near dolphins while wearing brown ear rings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your back.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about nebulae.