Yakdundap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful goose.

Yakdundap created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakdundap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yakdundap, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yakdundap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yakdundap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near ants while wearing gray shorts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your neck.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. You must pray to Yakdundap three times a day.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.