Zenyamlap Tantabton is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful finch.

Zenyamlap Tantabton created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenyamlap Tantabton, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zenyamlap Tantabton, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zenyamlap Tantabton's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Zenyamlap Tantabton's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Zenyamlap Tantabton on top of all buildings.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.