Mindudcudwit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, competent raccoon.

Mindudcudwit created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mindudcudwit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mindudcudwit, he will turn you into a mole.

Mindudcudwit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Mindudcudwit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always treat frogs with great respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.