Fonnelltal is a god.

She takes the form of a large, thoughtless mongoose.

Fonnelltal created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonnelltal, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fonnelltal, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fonnelltal's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fonnelltal's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Fonnelltal in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never sit in holy places.