Fasdudmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, amazing cat.

Fasdudmeg created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Fasdudmeg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fasdudmeg, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fasdudmeg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fasdudmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about spacetime near nematodes while wearing fawn boots.

3. Never paint your chest violet.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never eat green fruit.