Bangigbet is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak octopus.

Bangigbet created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bangigbet, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bangigbet, she will turn you into a rat.

Bangigbet's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bangigbet's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bangigbet first in all things.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Worship no other gods but Bangigbet.