Motfobxin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, temperamental monkey.

Motfobxin created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Motfobxin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Motfobxin, it will turn you into a mole.

Motfobxin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Motfobxin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Motfobxin.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Motfobxin.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.