Libveendabcebbimingbastbab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating parrot.

Libveendabcebbimingbastbab created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Libveendabcebbimingbastbab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Libveendabcebbimingbastbab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Libveendabcebbimingbastbab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Libveendabcebbimingbastbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Libveendabcebbimingbastbab's name in vain.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.