Pinfonbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving unicorn.

Pinfonbaf created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinfonbaf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pinfonbaf, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pinfonbaf's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pinfonbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Retreat if nine squirrels approach from the east.

5. Put Pinfonbaf first in all things.