Yiknarlim Sagtonrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, compassionate meerkat.

Yiknarlim Sagtonrutt created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiknarlim Sagtonrutt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yiknarlim Sagtonrutt, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Yiknarlim Sagtonrutt's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yiknarlim Sagtonrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Yiknarlim Sagtonrutt on top of all buildings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yiknarlim Sagtonrutt.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yiknarlim Sagtonrutt.