Gigkonwig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, generous dryad.

Gigkonwig created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gigkonwig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigkonwig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gigkonwig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gigkonwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Hide if six horses approach from the west.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.