Lunmapdot is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unfair deer.

Lunmapdot created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunmapdot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lunmapdot, it will laugh at you.

Lunmapdot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Lunmapdot's Holy Commandments

1. Lunmapdot loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing blue dresses and balancing five carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never jump in holy places.