Rigvaghim is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient dragonfly.

Rigvaghim created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigvaghim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigvaghim, he will boil you in a big pot.

Rigvaghim's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rigvaghim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three sharks approach from the south.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to music.