Bafsogomt is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, flying crab.

Bafsogomt created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafsogomt, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafsogomt, it will turn you into a duck.

Bafsogomt's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bafsogomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Bafsogomt must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near cats while wearing black trousers.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Always wear fawn.