Miglamwan Tanmegyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair hyena.

Miglamwan Tanmegyarl created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miglamwan Tanmegyarl, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Miglamwan Tanmegyarl, he will destroy your home solar system.

Miglamwan Tanmegyarl's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Miglamwan Tanmegyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Never feed limes to sheep while wearing shoes.

3. Do not kill birds.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Do not jump in public.