Dussquartarf is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil donkey.

Dussquartarf created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Dussquartarf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dussquartarf, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dussquartarf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dussquartarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Erect seven iron sculptures of Dussquartarf on top of important buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.